You know you've been in Peru for too long when...

• You are no longer fazed when sparks fly every time you plug something in.
  
• When the bus breaks down for the third time on a “three hour” bus trip, your first thought is, “Oh good! Now I can read that book without getting nauseous...”
  
• You get upset when the ladies selling pachamanca or rosca on the bus aren’t there.
  
• Huayno stomping is officially part of your by yourself dance parties. (Everyone has those, right?)
  
• You’re afraid to burn candles when the electricity is actually working because when it doesn’t, well, one never knows for how long…
  
• Getting ready for a meeting entails the chore of getting chicken poop off the table.
  
• More to come!