Words of Wisdom from Amanda

I came up with these incredibly insightful thoughts this week, and now I shall share them with you. Go ahead, feel special.

"No matter how many Peruvians ask you why you are SO WHITE, none of them really want to know about the correlation between human migration, evolution, sun exposure, vitamin D, and melatonin levels. Believe me, I've tried."

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"When the neighbor down the street gives you lemons, make lemonade! And then bring a glass to the neighbor because then he might give you more free lemons!"

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"When the electricity goes out, this is the perfect opportunity to make jewelry from potatoes!"

Don't worry, more to come!