The Christmas Pig’s intestines are right outside my door.

I came home this morning and Jesse was playing with something that looked rather disgusting. She said, “Guess what this is?” I said, “Intestines?”
“Hahahahaha.”
“Um, so yes?”
“Yep, they’re intestines.”
Awesome. Then she continued to play with them. She has a lot of cool toys but sometimes I guess you just have to play with pig tripa. Hmm…
I went all the way to San Marcos today to meet with this girl at noon to go to her grandma’s house way far away somewhere and the silly girl didn’t even show up.